The Ten.

This is only being posted to silence the twin. And here it goes. Ten things about me:

1. I am incredibly shy in new settings, which surprises a lot of people. If you put me in a room of people I don't know, I will do my best to blend in the corner. I typically rely on others to introduce me to at least one person, and then I can take over from there. I'm slightly retarded, I know.

2. Grey's Anatomy is one of my favorite shows ever. I have recently been watching the first two seasons back-to-back. Well, I've begun to become emotionally invested in the show, so I have to now limit how many episodes I watch at a time. That way I don't get all emotional. This cracks me up because I've seen most of the episodes before, and therefore know how they end.

3. I can't stand not knowing what's going on around me. I watch the news religiously, and I am constantly reading the newspaper. I also like reading obituaries.

4. Driving is one of the most boring activities EVER. I hate driving. The only time I do enjoy it is if it's 75 degrees outside, and I can roll down my windows and blast 80's music. Otherwise, it sucks, and I make other people drive whenever possible.

5. I get so lazy when I'm tired, that I'll sit in bed and rub my eyes raw before I'll get up and wash off the make-up that I was too tired to wash off in the first place. I usually end up getting my eyes so irritated, that I have to get up and wash the mascara off anyway.

6. My sniffer is super sensitive, and I can't handle not being able to smell something. If my apartment doesn't smell good, I assume it smells bad. If I don't smell good, I assume I smell bad. I always have body spray or gum or something on me so I don't have to smell nothing.

7. I am incredibly organized. Like everything in my kitchen cabinets and on my bookshelf is meticulously organized, but I have random shit in random places because clutter doesn't bother me. Not being able to find the pan I'm looking for in the kitchen though will drive me nuts.

8. I really wish I knew why the F word was so offensive. I've googled it before, but not committed it to memory. I really wish it wasn't so offensive because I like the sound of it.

9. I am a color person. Putting me in a white room would be torture. I have to have something bold and visually stimulating to keep my attention and to keep me comfortable. This is probably why I hate hospitals.

10. This will sound bad, but I don't understand why people are so offended by stereotypes. They exist because they're true. Now, I don't condone using them and being offensive and pissing people off, but come on. They're true, they exist, so don't get your panties in a twist.