Saturday, August 29, 2009

Mama Cooksey!

I have the World's best Mom. No lie. She's the greatest. She's beautiful for beginners, and she has a giant brain. She's incredibly bright. Now, having said that. Sometimes there seem to be neural connections that just don't get made. It's probably because there's SO MUCH activity going on upstairs that there just isn't enough energy to complete the jump. Mama Cooksey is Wonder Woman. Actually, Wonder Woman doesn't have shit on Mama Cooksey. She is in charge of a medical billing giant (or just her husband's practice), heads the team in charge of all the teenage girls at church, and is the best Mom ever -- all day, every day. It's a lot of work. Today, Mama Cooksey is celebrating another anniversary of her 29th Birthday. Happy 29th Birthday again, and again, and again... and again!

I honor of my wonderful Mom, I'd like to share a few stories of what it's like to be raised by the World's Best Mom. Stories like how we went on a lot of road trips when we were kids. Every Summer, Mama would load herself in the Jeep with her 3 kids (us) for a trek across the U.S. We went to exotic locations such as Washington D.C, Atlanta, San Antonio, San Diego, Phoenix, and Custer, South Dakota. On 98% of these trips Mama Cooksey either got a speeding ticket or... lost. That's right, lost. I don't mean in a "I have no idea where I am" type of lost. It was more of a "Damn, I should have taken that exit and now we have to go 20 miles out of our way" lost. During these "lost" periods, we learned a great life lesson: how to be still. And absolutely quiet.

Recently, Mama Cooksey was in town for Mother's Day (which happened to share a weekend with my brother's college graduation). We learned the importance of being flexible and creative. Mama Cooksey's incredible creative brain naturally and effortlessly invents fun when the Cooksey kids really suck at Badminton. For instance, after a Birdie was hit and successfully soared over the net (there were very few of these) and landed on the ground (there were a lot more of those), Mama Cooksey would lift up her goal post arms and shout "Touch Down!"
The most remarkable thing about Mama Cooksey, aside from her Chuck Norris-esque strength, is her silent laugh. Mama Cooksey loves a good joke, which is good because her three kids are really funny. We know we've said a good one when we get the silent laugh. It involves about 30 seconds of silence, followed by a jovial high-pitched shriek. It's one of the greatest things you will ever witness. Good thing I caught it on video.



Happy Birthday, Mom. I love you SO SO SO much!

3 comments:

Mama Cooksey said...

Okay my sweet Rachel. Just you wait!!! Oh, and not trying to sound defensive, I only remember turning the wrong way once!! I'm just glad you didn't bring up the pork roast. I sure love. Can't wait to see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Partyof9 said...

Aunt Mary has always been my favorite Aunt! I could talk to her about boy's and life when I was a teenager.
She has always been a blend of parental coolness. She would parent/be adult but she knew the best places to get toy's, the best places to eat, the best places to shop. Her laugh is contagious and will always be in my memory.

I bet that the young women are loving her!! How fun!

Love you all!

PS. does your mom keep a blog going?

I loved coming to visit you all and taking care of my little cousins.

Mama Cooksey said...

I just read this again. Rachel, you are so wonderful. You make me smile and laugh out loud. No words can describe how wonderful it is to have you as my daughter. I'm so lucky!!