I hate to do this. Actually, I'm happy to do this. I get so irritated by horrible grammar. Like if you're out of high school, you should have decent grammar. If you're out of high school & have terrible grammar -- SHAME ON YOU! Educate yourself by remembering these simple rules...
The difference between you're and your is as follows:
"You're" - Contraction for You are. "You're an idiot."
"Your" - Describing the possessor as someone else (you). "Your grammar is atrocious."
"Irregardless" is NOT a word. Quit using it, unless you're quoting the movie, "Mean Girls." The correct word is "regardless." This one is EASY. Next time you say "irregardless" follow it with a simple, "Oh I'm sorry I'm an effing moron and promoting the use of a word that doesn't exist."
All you apostrophe-happy people, click here.
From now on, my precious people, I WILL be correcting your grammar. You also have permission to correct mine. However, if you start attacking my blog grammar, you will be stopped. This is a BLOG, and I don't care about having PERFECT grammar HERE. If I do break my own rules (posted above) you can call me on it, but everything else is off limits -- until I feel another need to educate you on grammar.
That is all.
Carry on.
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SERIOUSLY!! I think YOU'RE one of the funniest people I know. Thanks for always making me laugh! YOU'RE a great person and I'm glad to know you.
Fellow Blogging Friends,
Our blog is now set to private, as we have had an unknown and unwanted visitor post a nasty comment on our blog recently. You are still invited to view our blog, but I need your email address, in order to add you to our list of invited readers. Please send me the email address you use for blogger to melandstevebarnes@gmail.com, and I will add you right away!
Melanie and Steve
Holy crap. Thank you for that! How in the heck are you, Rachel?!
Rachel you better never ever read my blog I will drive you crazy:)
That's my girl!
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